2 Fast 2 Forever #393 – Fast Five (Lap 15)

by CageClub Podcast Network · Published February 4, 2025 · Updated January 29, 2025

We’re joined by Brittany Friesner (@midwesttisbest) to talk about Fast Five and how she’s bringing Fast & Furious to IU Cinema! She shares her rankings with a couple of unusual placements — and a nice addition — before recommending that we watch one of Joey’s favorite movies. We talk about how good Dom is at geometry, whether this version of Hobbs has sex, and Brian’s final himbo moment. We run into more “baby math” issues, the family as terrorists, and a mini IMDb mystery. We ask: what’s more of a bummer: a lack of sexiness or a lack of danger? Has Dom been in a coma since the end of the fourth movie? Could Fast & Furious crossover with Jurassic World? Could The Rock become President? Should we have been doing the “biggest oops of the movie” all lap long?

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Intro music by Nico Vasilo. Interlude and outro music by Wes Hampton.